Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

phat weekend

A weekend of more than 2 days. Optimally there are three or four days off together.

Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!

by Whitword March 24, 2023

First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

weekend bopper

A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.

Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.

by autumnalwaysleaves May 3, 2009

Vegas weekend

Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.

Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!

by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021

delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week

guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.

by bladewind April 17, 2013