Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010

vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010

mag vag

The mysterious, magical powers of the vagina to perform unnatural feats.

"She has the mag vag, didn't you hear? She can crush the will of any man just by taking him to her bedroom."

by jgr October 25, 2012

Grav Vag

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.

That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.

by David Starz August 12, 2009

Dad vag

A dad that is just a big ass hole

Ugh my dad is such a dad vag

by Grandma July 20, 2016

velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016

chemo vag

when women try to shave their vaginal areas, and miss spots, making the area look patchy as if it went through chemotherapy.

HAHA, i just did peri care on my patient, and she has a chemo vag!!!!

Sometimes i try to shave, and miss spots giving the chemo vag look, but my husband still loves it :)

by Opposite Socks August 16, 2011