Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017
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The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.
Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...
by Flutska December 11, 2022
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snail dusting

The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole
We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.
by 145beast June 17, 2017
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Snail

When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail
*friend goes to fist bump you

*you snail him
You:”snail”
*friend giggles
by The Irish megamind April 13, 2018
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Snail

Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021
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snails

shailaa
snails: ew
by jdokvdeyhvdryj July 18, 2019
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Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.
"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"
by aregnilrac June 27, 2015
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