Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.

Craig's at it again with them farce problems.

by Faunzt January 4, 2020

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022

parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.

“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”

by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023

insecure manipulative childish problem causing

The person reading it is all that wondering maybe they’ll acc move on from this whole problem they caused

Get the insecure manipulative childish problem causing an award

by IVXXXANANA November 4, 2023

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems

I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021