If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010
Get the michaelmug. 1. I found the name Michael in the bible.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr March 12, 2009
Get the Michaelmug. A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.
by Mr.guy person human dude thing January 18, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. Usually an ass hole who is manipulative and will use you and steal from you and lie about it even when all evidence says otherwise. Smooth talker and pathological liar.
by Barry's gal June 1, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.
Michael how's your gay threesome life going
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
by The Peoples February 12, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. 
Get the Michaelmug. by S10 91 December 19, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.