Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.

Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro April 27, 2017

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 April 20, 2018

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014