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The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair
Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em
by Senica Boys February 8, 2020
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The Karley Effect

1. When your friends start to adopt your lingo because you use it so much

2. When you somehow make people fall in love with you without trying
1. Charlie: I’m not drinking tonight
Mitchell: are the rents staying in?

2. Charlie: this girl won’t leave me alone, I think she’s in love with me. It’s the karley effect
by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020
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The Nick Effect

The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.
Nathan: "Yo man, I'm getting 30 fps less than usual!
Phil: " Must be The Nick Effect."
Nick: "Yo."
by TheElMexican May 4, 2020
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The Traggorthian Effect

(Pronounced Truh-gore-thee-in)

The Traggorthian effect is when your wife is no longer sexually attracted to you, turning you into an impatient, arrogant individual who walks around with their pubic hair stuck to their thighs.
Can also be defined as an individual who gets angry over nothing at all.
Did you see that guy hammer thumbing his keyboard while smoking an entire cigarette in one drag while also sending that email?? He must be a victim of the Traggorthian Effect.
by Stoogie McGee June 26, 2020
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The TTV Effect

When a male enters a cold body of water, and his testicles shrivel up and wrinkle as if to imitate a senior citizens forehead
Oh mate, just got the TTV effect
by bigniggy911 June 29, 2020
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The calileo effect

The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION

Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"

Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
by The creative writer July 2, 2020
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The Rowling Effect

A creator who made a thing, but later expands on what they created with useless (often contradictory & illogical) information. Often done out of spite or clout, rather than actual creative intent
Ugh the creator of The Matrix added some useless lore that has nothing to do with the actual message. It's the Rowling Effect man.
by KumaRadio August 9, 2020
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