exam warrior

Someone who’s willing to take, and probably only good at, exams.

Exam warriors regard the ability of solving problems on papers as a superpower and also a symbol of success, but they are actually losers because they have no useful skills at all.

Chang aces every test and pop quizzes but doesn’t know how to do his bootlaces. What an exam warrior.

by Hauptwaffenamt September 9, 2022

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

Bone Warrior

A man who is willing to bone any piece of ass.

Lance was at the bar and decided to become a bone warrior in efforts to help him get laid.

by Vinny Del Neegro May 29, 2010

Rank Warrior

Anyone in a military or paramilitary organization whom abuses their rank to disrespect their subordinates. Without said rank, this person is usually a bitch.

"Sgt Jackson is such a rank warrior. I remember when he was an officer he was timid as fuck. Now he is a dick."

by Fight Milk November 17, 2017

warrior-wasp

When someone is particularly shit at something.

Jess: Oh my god Bill is so warrior-wasp at giving head

Paxton: his aim is such warrior-wasp

by Crack15 January 3, 2019

Weeb Warrior

A rare subspecies of Weeb who, after watching thousands of hours of anime, has actually mastered the sword.

Person 1: ha ha can't believe your watching Hentai all by yourself
Person 2: Nah I'm with the booooyyyysssss
Person 1: whatever weeb now curl up into a ball so I can take out my domestic abuse on you
Person 2: Oh you're approaching me?, you will regret crossing the Weeb Warrior, now perish
Person 1: arghhh
Person 2: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

Person 1: ...

by Slutjet January 13, 2023

warrior whip

When a man whips his dick out and hits a girl in the face with it

What happened to Jasmine

I think She was warrior whipped last night

by =SODA February 15, 2021