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Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.
by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018
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e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me
by xman5k February 25, 2011
mugGet the e-treemug.

tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.
Bryan is such a tree eater!
by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011
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tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014
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Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.
I love you, you're my lemon tree!
by H.s.a. September 27, 2020
mugGet the Lemon treemug.

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
mugGet the tree chopmug.

crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
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