Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees

Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.

by Wordifier20000 May 31, 2018

battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid

“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”

by iminfrenchclass March 3, 2021

Goverment kink

That's a kink where people get off thinking about the goverment spying on them trough their webcams and/or phone cameras.

That dude is so freaky.... he gets off to the goverment spying on him trough his webcam. He has a Goverment kink.

by thick ass homosexual January 17, 2018

kink

/kɪŋk/
noun - kink
verb - kinkob

parlami di Bacone
DANG BILLONE, ok..
ma e un kink..?

by Dang Billone March 15, 2022

piss kink

idk someone likes pee alot

my gf has a piss kink so she asks me to pee in her alot….

by horn knee 24/7 November 1, 2022

piknq kink

A piknq kink is an unnormal enjoyment of Bulgarian trains. To see if you have a piknq kink, one must look at a picture of a Bulgarian train and see if they cry years after looking at it.

"I heard Choo has a piknq kink?"
"Oh yeah, she hasn't stopped crying since she looked at that Bulgarian train!"
"Poor kid."

by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021