scrot goat

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.

when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.

by bert and jerry June 27, 2021

Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

Mega Goat

A goat with massive balls,A native to Mentone California.Its the leader of the goat herd.

Alan: dude check the mega goat its got huge nuts!!!!!
Sean: stop lookin at it!
Alan: I cant they are huge!

by Dorklin Mcflinchnutts April 20, 2010

Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.

Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.

by The OG Glizzy Goat May 26, 2021

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.

Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table

by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018