by paper eater September 19, 2022
Get the paper eatermug. Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
Get the muff eatermug. When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
by 0utofSight December 3, 2018
Get the Cereal Eatermug. pooeater is the term often associated with someone who regularly eats their own feces. Not just every once in a while, it can be as often as breakfast, lunch and dinner.
by brendanmeagher May 6, 2020
Get the poo eatermug. When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.
"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."
"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."
"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."
by delaforbes April 11, 2013
Get the Attention Eatermug. "My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"
"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"
"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"
"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"
"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"
by uwuvik February 20, 2023
Get the dad eatermug. When you're looking at a food delivery app and there's too many options that you can't decide. This can also apply when figuring out a place to eat with friends.
Do you want Taco Bell? Maybe, what about McDonalds? Maybe, what about Tender Greens? IDK, I have Eater's Block.
by Redpaintchips26 March 9, 2020
Get the Eater's Blockmug.