cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
Get the Cocktail Sausage Syndromemug. The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021
Get the Cocktail Alchemistmug. Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024
Get the bull cocktailmug. by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018
Get the American cocktailmug. The Nurse O’Riley cocktail originated in New Zealand in the early 2010s and is attributed to Christoper O’Riley, a well-known nurse and mixologist on the side. In recent years it has become particularly popular in the gay community.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
by WeNeedLemonPledge March 21, 2025
Get the Nurse O'Riley Cocktailsmug. An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
Get the Sperm Cocktailmug. A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
Get the Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug.