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chumley brain

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
by Kenzuko January 16, 2023
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Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
by Fuckthatguy July 24, 2015
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Cunt For Brains

Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.
by AzzaPee July 30, 2010
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brain girlfriend

A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.
"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".
by Cruisingm April 30, 2014
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Brain width

the capacity of the brain to 1) take in or learn any new information or 2) contemplate or think about any ideas or plans.
Dude, I’ve been in meetings all day and have a major project due tomorrow, I don’t have the brain width to deal with that right now.
by Sassafras February 21, 2013
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brain burp

When an irrelevant comment slips through the mouth before the brain has a chance to filter it.
Example:
"So if the government wants to fix this situation there going to have to-"

"Bananas are great"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Sorry, brain burp."
by Triangle Jeff November 12, 2013
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brain grenade

opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day
by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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