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Text Blocking

A person who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two frolicking partners getting their freak on using SMS as the form of blocking.
Guy 1: Who are you texting?
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking

Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!
by Namreg May 11, 2009
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Text Fakie

1.Pretending to be texting; therefore onlookers will think you are busy rather that pathetically sitting there bored and lonely.
I was waiting for the bus when some hot girls passed by, so i whipped out my phone and did a "text fakie" so they didn't think i was sulking like a loser.
by CheesyPoofs September 3, 2009
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text stutter

When you repeat the same letter in a word numerous times even when it's not spelled that way. Unlike actual stuttering this usualy occurs at the end of a word but in many cases there are exceptions. Often used when texting :)
person 1: heyyyyyyyyyyy whatss uppp?
person 2: dude you really have a text stutter
person 1: nnnnnnnnoooooooooo :P
by elisenavidad211 March 13, 2011
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Text back tempo

the rate at which you get reply text messages from a friend/guy.

a high TBT would indicate interest or a good friend

a low TBT means they're not really interested or have more intersting things to do than text back to you.
"My self-worth measured in text back tempo
it's been 2 days and 8 minutes too slow"-Imogen Heap (Half Life).

"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"
by miss.belief October 15, 2009
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makeup text

n. The act of making up after an argument with a significant other via text messaging.

Similar to makeup sex, just more technologically savvy and less gratifying.
Kurt and I got in a pretty bad fight today because I got mad that he always texts instead of calling me. Everything is fine between us now though. We had some amazing makeup text afterward!
by JSG78 December 17, 2008
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Textbook

When you know something like that would happen to them or they are just plain predictable. It is called being a textbook whatever there name is.
*Samer gets put in varsity wrestling and gets slammed by this big guy with a 'stache and fractures his clavicle*

Jordan:Textbook Clavicle

Alex:Textbook Samer, what a schlock!

Samer: Shut up textbook Alex, you are the schlock here!
by SuperClavicleMan December 25, 2010
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dead text

A text received so late that its subject matter is void.
I got John's text about the homework questions too late - by the time I responded, the assignment was already due.

Turned on my phone after finally recharging it and now have a bunch of dead texts flooding my inbox.
by Kishyotai September 30, 2010
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