techitup

the art of the fingerboard used to relieve great stress or pain.

fuck dude holy shit... that teacher pisses me off. we need to techitup right now on that fucking dumpster. rawwwwwwr mother fucker!!................ yeah.... bitch......

by Jflipshingl February 1, 2008

tech'd

anything that has to do with computer, internet, software, hardware, or anything having to do with technology.

Hey John what's wrong?

Bad day. I am tech'd out and want to go to sleep.

by daisy404 July 2, 2009

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010

techdiff

short for 'Technical Difficulties'. When technology fails but hasn't quite broken.

...bear with us folks, we are experiancing Techdiff...

by raze_agenda November 17, 2010

techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Techburnt

Something early adopters experience when dealing with new technology releases. These are usually errors, software hickups, faulty components, recalls or dangerous tech issues.

I got techburnt by the Galaxy Note 7, it was so bad Samsung had to recall devices twice!

by Kevin Pauly September 16, 2017