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Tristan: *humps me*
Me: *falls in love*
Also Tristan: *puts his face right above my ass and his other hand on the other side of me*
Also me: *fights the urge to kiss him right then and there*
Me: *falls in love*
Also Tristan: *puts his face right above my ass and his other hand on the other side of me*
Also me: *fights the urge to kiss him right then and there*
by Walkers World April 20, 2022
A Putin-Loving-Nonce
by HumblePie733t June 07, 2022
I love Tristan, my boyfriend.
by Nononosticktothestuffyouknow May 02, 2022
A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Tristan can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Tristan?
by Oi mumma November 23, 2021
I hate people like a tristan
by anonymous.69 February 01, 2020
"Are you Tristan because you're a dirty nigger or are you a dirty nigger because you're Tristan"
"Bro what"
"Bro what"
by The Nigger that lurks November 16, 2023