thug tree

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 09, 2013
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Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.
What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?
by JordanJordan October 29, 2010
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Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.
Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.
by semass November 27, 2010
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Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.
by Mod Eschar February 18, 2018
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Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

My hair looks nice today”

Smh
by Kontinjent August 31, 2020
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fallen tree

When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.
My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!
by Freddy December 26, 2017
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cools tree

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”
by imdaniellealexa October 19, 2017
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