The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
by The man December 19, 1999
Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003
I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
by grit money August 02, 2011
by Hammertoss May 31, 2008
A video found on YouTube, showing a soldier in Iraq throwing a puppy over a cliff and shrugging afterwards. The video itself could possibly be fake, due to the fact the puppy did not move throughout the whole video and the sound of the puppy itself didn't change in volume when thrown.
The dog could have possibly been already dead and found on the side of the road.
The dog could have possibly been already dead and found on the side of the road.
by 4n0nym0us March 07, 2008
A toss-noggin is the name that cool kids give to less cool kids when making a demeaning comment in a lighthearted manner.
by Bridgeto May 16, 2009