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Toad

A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.
A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.
by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013
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toadrage

The art of hitting someone about the face with a toad.
Adam got very angry at Damon and slapped him round the chops with a wet slimy toad in an angry form whilst jumping around like a toad...thus forming toadrage
by JJ to the max March 10, 2008
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Toad´s Mouth

The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.
Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.
by Cpage July 1, 2008
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Toads Place

Toads Place: A music club/bar at 300 York Street in New Haven Connecticut where they have concerts with multiple bands/artist playing there a week. There dance floor is very sticky from people spilling their beers on it though.
Mike: Hey, did you here that Hinder and My Darkest Days were just at Toads Place last night?

Dave: Yeh, It was a great show id love to see it again.
by Virtual Abyss July 22, 2011
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car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
by TheCarToad July 12, 2009
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Djibouti Toad Hop

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!
"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"
by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017
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Punchin' the Toadstool

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!
by PockyGT November 5, 2008
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