Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016

jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.

A jizz mac is easy to swallow.

by lgenorr November 3, 2017

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009

Mac Trenchard

a Mac Trenchard is a funny looking person who usually bears a resemblance towards the popular Twilight Saga. A Mac Trenchard is often found in a local boozer, attempting to seduce mildly attractive girls with comments regarding his All Saints coat and his Audi A5. If all else fails, he'll bring out the black card and will purchase a budget prosecco in the hopes of winning them over.

Bro, don't be such a Mac Trenchard - that girl isn't even attractive and you've just spent £30 on her.

by cuntface20 September 6, 2019

Nigga Mac

The most annoying kid you’ll come across

Tyler: aye what’s up dab me up
Everyone: Fuck you nigga mac

by Da Pot Pirate November 26, 2019

whisky mac

a northern cocktail made from whisky and wine

Adrian was enjoying a whisky mac in his pervert coat

by Spontaneous Inflection November 24, 2016

Mac Fruit

A man who enjoys a meat-filling.

'Mac Fruit is on the hunt for a bit of pork'

by The Real Ric Black September 3, 2005