turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

Turkey and Coke

shot of 101 proof kentuckey burbon brand name Wild Turkey mixed with 12 ounces of Coca Cola and ice

Good mixed drink

I want a Turkey and Coke. I wanna get drunk tonight

by maxlarue63 September 29, 2010

Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection

Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"

by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward erythinf that makes a mf scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey he dont want no smoke

by elite_kyle February 11, 2022

turkey butt

The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.When ones ass gobbels up their pants. A camel toe but from behind, a wedgie.

"WOW! Look at that guys turkey butt"
"Yea man his ass is gobbleing up his shorts"

by Sam Lemanski August 13, 2006

Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009

Turkey Day

A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.

Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...

by Mystic November 28, 2003