Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.

How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory

by Ajdhxksoscjxlxacncs December 7, 2021

The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.

Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.

by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019

bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 12, 2023

Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022

spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.

that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.

by chains666 April 3, 2009