Hottest girl in the school that doesn't realize that u really like her. Goes out with your best friend. Has the FATTTTTEST ASS on campus. A great best friend. Super Loyal and an overall BAD ASS BITCH
by MAYISBAE November 21, 2016
Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023
To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.
Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
by gregor ross March 14, 2018
A male specimen who can be found going brazy at Nobles Bar & Grill in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore. Very studious however has a hobby of sitting in the West Newman Towers bushes upon return from his nights out. He is a king who gets carried to his bed by two of his female companions on these nights. Currently is in concussion protocol due to vicious head slamming in the bathtub. Attracted towards red head individuals.
by ac54321 February 14, 2022
A creepy rapist serial killer who raped the sexist woman alive, Miss Lana Winters. He has an okay body and good looks and some serious Mommy issues. He is from ahs season 2 asylum.
by Coochie Hoe December 15, 2018
Angel eyes, the living incarnate of Lee Van Cleef in 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.' if this is your name, then god help any who meet your gaze.
Oliver Garsides, if your walking in the street, and someone crosses your path, stare them into submission.
by Garside April 08, 2010
Definition one: A YouTuber who is the "Justin Y”
of the Vocaloid side on YouTube
Definition two: They are a YouTube that appears in the comments when it is a Vocaloid related video
of the Vocaloid side on YouTube
Definition two: They are a YouTube that appears in the comments when it is a Vocaloid related video
Oliver is pissed: *writes a comment on a vocaloid video*
Person: "Why are you everywhere?"
Oliver is pissed: “Because...”
Person: "Why are you everywhere?"
Oliver is pissed: “Because...”
by Oliverispissed July 14, 2022