California Mudslide

When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.

Man, John sure did give Cassie a big California mudslide last night in the bathroom at AJ's party.

by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009

california girls

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world

i was born and will always be one of those california girls.

by emmi 4 yo face February 06, 2008

California Dreamer

A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:

stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray

Hey, so you know Katie? Yeah, she gave me a california dreamer after I bought her dinner.

by braulio009 September 21, 2009

California Oreo

A California-style left wing Liberal, a "nanny-stater" who appears to act all for black and colored minority rights on the outside, but is really a white racist on the inside.

Did you hear 'bout John, he talks so hip hop, like he's so cool with the black culture, but yesterday he was overheard saying how frustrating it is working to help black people, they are two steps lower on the genetic ladder than any other race, how nothing can be done to change that, and that's why we have to work on all these nanny state programs.

No, man, you gotta be kiddin', John said that?

Yeah.

What a kiss-ass California Oreo.

Yeah. Bitch slapped by the libs again.

by Liberal Bitch Slap January 06, 2010

Corcoran California

Home of Corcoran State Prison holding some of the baddest inmates such as Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson (Helter Skelter)

PERSON: I didn't know Robert F. Kennedy's assassin was Sirhan Sirhan

OTHER PERSON: WHAT??? you didnt know that!

PERSON: Noo?

OTHER PERSON: oh well yeah he's currently in Corcoran California State Prison

by BAYBEEBOOGUTTAGIRL September 02, 2009

California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 13, 2009

california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.

Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.

by A. G. Hock August 05, 2007