Alan

he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby

“Who do you love the most ?”
Oh that’s easy it’s gotta be Alan

by Oakley mai June 20, 2024

Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.

Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!

by Fief888888 July 3, 2020

Alan Aguirre

He’s the literally the real darth vader

LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE

by Dirty Cantera October 17, 2021

alan

A normal person that is not racist even though people think he is

person 1: Hey alan are you racist?
alan: no

by Alan??????? March 29, 2022

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.

Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021