asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014

the full asian

1. To experience being ejaculated upon by all 51 different types of Asians in one room simultaneously. (Difficult to accomplish). The combined nut produces a euphoric rush and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment/gratitude.

2. A very fun time.

Hey, did grandma ever tell you the story of how she got the full Asian back in '58?

by CuckyMi November 15, 2018

asian mode

When the only thing you get is A+ and you live on rice for a year

yo i went asian mode last night for the finals

by soysauceaddict March 29, 2020

asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.

For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020

asian popsicle

When a big white guy has sex standing up with little Asian woman while she straddles him.

Tim lifted Emily up and stuck his stick into her turning her into an Asian Popsicle during the second UFC fight.

by Tim in Sedro November 16, 2013

Asian Powers

Asian Powers are one of the greatest civilizations ever to be known in asian history. The members are Jett (The Hitman) John (The Fellow Guard) Khanh (The Vietnamese Assasin) Preethu (The Brains) Jaspreet (The memer) Ronith (The Donut)

"How was the AP gang" (AP=Asian Powers)
"They were amazing today"

by AP-BYRON July 24, 2019

Amazing Asian

An asian that is crazy, insane, awesome, outgoing,fun to be with, and basically the opposite personally of a typical asian male. This is the top tier of all asianess. They are a rare breed and hard to find, but once you find one, they are probably going to be one of the most awesome things you'll have in your life. It is not the standard asian you find under a math book.

"Dude! that kid is an amazing asian"- typical white male
"Yea i know i'm friends with him!"- typical asian male

by Chyeabrotha May 29, 2008