Feb. 5th

On February 5th of every year, a girl may ask a boy for anything they desire that is achievable. They can't deny to the demand as well, if it were to be a personal question they cannot lie.

Girl: Do you like me
Boy: why do you ask?
Girl: It's Feb. 5th
Boy: oh, no i don't like you

by poweraid February 3, 2021

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

November 5th

It's national ask your crush to be your bf/gf day

Hey it's November 5th so.... Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

by Niliac3 November 4, 2020

August 5th

August 5th is fuck a femboy day! Fuck your favorite femboy and tell him you love him! 😏

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's fuck a femboy day on August 5th!

Femboy: I can't wait!

by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022

November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025