Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert August 9, 2016
Get the Asshole Couplemug. Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything
"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021
Get the Couple Goals ♡mug. When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.
Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
by sgtinf February 8, 2020
Get the couple's massagemug. when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.
bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!
bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..
bystander 1.) what a shame.
bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..
bystander 1.) what a shame.
bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009
Get the cushion couplemug. 1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey
by Simphub October 4, 2021
Get the National couples daymug. Whilst showering, one half of the couple gives oral to the other whilst the receiver washes the givers hair.
by Akiren May 14, 2020
Get the Productive Couplemug. When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
Get the shark couple goalsmug.