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"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"
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Ted Hill.

I met Ted Hill yesterday he is very cool.
I love Ted Hill.
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ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars
a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared
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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
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Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous
She tedded him
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