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Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.
"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."
by PFabian December 20, 2008
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Scattered

Scattered is another word for a junky, drug taker, ferral looking thing
Gee Shes a fucking scattered cunt
by 69bra March 8, 2018
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seattle

text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip
text - seattle
carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser
by jody martin January 27, 2008
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satty

Once something has been sat on it becomes Satty.
Man Do you want these chips? Dale made them all satty.

I guess you could consider that girls face satty after the stink face i gave her
by JOAH PAZONS August 8, 2005
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Seattle

The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.
Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"

Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"

Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"
by tpenguin August 8, 2012
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Seattle Super Sandwich

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.
Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.
by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007
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Seattle Sidecar

A move where you prop a woman up in a sideways position and proceed to pound it like Seattle rush hour traffic.
Hey baby, ever hear of the Seattle Sidecar?
by The Better Legend May 28, 2010
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