Butt Sweater

When a guy has so much hair on his butt, it simply looks like a butt sweater.

My boss Matt is so hairy, I bet he has wears a butt sweater also.

by JGirl427 March 10, 2009

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

court sweeper

A guy that plays sports but sits the bench or doesn't start and still thinks he gets all the girl.

"Man that dude over there is such a court sweeper"

by Vlex May 7, 2015

Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."

Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."

by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016