A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.
A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.
Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.
The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.
Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day
The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"
"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"
"Post call today, I got fever sweats."
"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."
"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
Get the fever sweatsmug. When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !
by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016
Get the Sweat clankmug. unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010
Get the Noodle-Sweatmug. A distinct stank someone's sweat has after a night (or days) of heavy drug use and partying. Usually a mix of booze, nicotine, weed skank, and various other stank. Also used for the sweats that a heavy drug user gives off if they detox.
by eyyouwitdaface July 31, 2019
Get the Party Sweatsmug. Son: Dad I am afraid I am not going to make the wrestling team.
Dad: Don't sweat it kid-You got this & just know that there is credit, glory, and many other intangibles attainable for the person who tries.
Dad: Don't sweat it kid-You got this & just know that there is credit, glory, and many other intangibles attainable for the person who tries.
by SuburbanH October 6, 2021
Get the Don't sweat itmug. The sticky liquid oozing from a vagina while getting in the mood to get in on but far before the grand release
by Bf1028 May 18, 2015
Get the Pleasure sweatmug. A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them
i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer
your such a sweat farmer
by TumourToad March 11, 2017
Get the Sweat Farmermug.