Coconut shaving

The act of shaving your pubic hair into someone's mouth or anus

"I'm gonna shave my nut hairs into your mouth like coconut shavings on a fine dessert"

by engrayen July 7, 2025

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Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025

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In context, the historically correct version of the phrase "...with flying colors". As the latter phrase originates from the time when fleets returned victorious from battles and raised their flags, also know as "the colors".

She did great on the test! She passed with swaying flags!

by frohe weihnachten December 25, 2009

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Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022

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Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

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