Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Screamin bleeder

A chick that is on the rag and all she wants to do is dry hump your leg.

Dude that guy is getting his leg humped off.
Yea that chick is a screamin bleeder.

by C MART December 28, 2005

streaking

Someone in there underwear or completely naked running around in public shoes socks or hats are optional

Boy went streaking in the street

by asskickasss January 28, 2014

screaming seagull

when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.

me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.

by johnathan fuckin howell January 13, 2008

the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008

I’m screaming

Expression used when something is funny asf; dramatic laugh

When someone says something funny...
“I’m screaming” or “I’m screamingggg”

by Twin_mommy1 May 25, 2018

Steaming the wagon

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

by Milt Deezy May 25, 2007