stiffmeister

Word created by Sobe and put on the inside of thier caps. See the example below for the context.

Bathe the stiffmeister.

by Curtis & Adam February 18, 2005

stiffy

A boner.

man i was talking to my mom earlier and all of a sudden i got this giant stiffy.

by a jiz monster April 17, 2009

STIFO

Slut That I Fuck Occasionally

An acronym to be used in the place of "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy". This is somebody that you have sex with on occasion but that you also cannot stand. She will come over, fuck you, and then leave.

"I just need to get laid, can I borrow your STIFO for the night?"

"Dude, I think I need to get myself checked. I didn't wrap it last time I was with STIFO"

by The Late J.C. February 7, 2010

stiffler's mom

Any stiff or strong alcoholic beverage.

"Hey man what you drinking?" "A Stiffler's Mom bro."

by Big Reddd February 6, 2008

stiff-kash

physical transofmation occuring while someone(primarily Akash) is stiff.

"You're making me stiff. You wouln't like me when im stiff"

by Lydia J Leon June 9, 2004

Stiffott

The name given to the last person online on your facebook online friends list, often late at night.

If the stiffott remains online because of a conversation via Facebook messenger that has ran over normal bedtimes and you are also his/her Stiffott it can be said that you are 'Stiffotting'.

Can also be used as a term for feeling uncomfortable ie 'i was at the party and I didnt know anyone, i felt like a total stiffott'.

"Laura is such a stiffott, I woke up in the night and she was still online, we were stiffotting till about 4 in the morning. who knows when a stiffott sleeps"?

by fil dunne March 4, 2009

stiff spine

a stiff spine is the act of ramming your penis so far up a girl's ass it acts as her spine.

i gave my girl a stiff spine
ouch...
was good for me so w/e

by yedatsme August 13, 2010