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Satan’s Fountain

When a girls squirts on her period and the blood and cum mix.
I broke up with Emilee after she made a Satan’s Fountain in my eye.
by Foisy Bear December 29, 2020
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Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
by DadKum69 March 31, 2021
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Agnostic-Satanist

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.
by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022
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Satan Pie

1.A pie made, with Satan coming out of the core. Or resembling Satan.
2. Evil Pie.
3. Satanic Pie.
4. Very good to break awkward silences.
5. Good to be said randomly.

Created by myself, Eddy, and Jazzame in St. Judes Parish Center.
1. Wow, that was crazy Satan Pie. It was yummy and evil.
2. Oh my god! That is Satan Pie.
3. AHHH! Satan Pie is possesed!
4.
1: Hi...
2: Hi...
1: >.>
2: <.<
1: Satan Pie...
5. SATAN PIE!!! MUAHAHAHA!
by The Melinator July 26, 2006
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satanist

Some of the coolest people in the world.

People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".

They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee October 4, 2008
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Satan

Puppet Master!!!
Master OF Puppets!!!
Master OF Deception/Deceiving!!!
We (Humans) are all puppets of Satan!!!
GOD gives us life, SATAN gives us "A" life, only so he can laugh at us when we die, giving us knowledge of him and our entire life and letting us know he was there at every point of our lives giving us all that we lusted and wanted, only to grasp a soul away from God, God and Satan shake hands and are buddies, and so are "we" with Satan he is jealous he can't live in this world, so he uses us as his puppets
to do his dirty work for him, mocking God, God just sits back and watches, while the devil is laughing at God, using "us" as his PUPPETS!!!....just like with "Adam and Eve" The Devil tempted Eve with the Apple, and God banished them out of heaven and into the Earth so he play his sick game as a Puppet Master!!!
Satan is my buddy, as is everyone else's!!!
by blthrskt July 29, 2008
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Orange Satan

An amoral reality tv billionaire who with the help of ignorant racists and greedy billionaires (who get a tax break as a thank you for their "donations" aka bribes) gets elected to what was once the highest office in the nation. He then proceeds to bring it to its lowest.
by Not Fake News May 2, 2018
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