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Starbucks employees 

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish
don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up
Starbucks by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024

Starbucks name 

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name
**Starbucks** (n): A slang term used to describe the act of engaging in or propositioning strangers for casual same-sex encounters, often in a spontaneous or public setting.
*Example*: "He was feeling bold and decided to Starbucks at the club last night."
Starbucks by KingWordy June 27, 2025

samuel starbuck 

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals
omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

National Starbucks Day 

On June 21, your friends, parents, or guardians buy you what ever you want from Starbucks.
Parents buy you Starbucks because it’s National Starbucks day