Spunk

A word used as a unit of measurements to define something of a particular small size.

Oh damn, i was one spunk away from getting that kill.

by Spunkytwanter February 22, 2018

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Spunk Bubble

Meaning ur a spunk bubble

Julia and dan are spunk bubbles

by Tdog8720 June 7, 2021

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble

“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010