Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Spunk Bubble

Meaning ur a spunk bubble

Julia and dan are spunk bubbles

by Tdog8720 June 7, 2021

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

Spunked up

To pop shit to the mask

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self

by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025

Spunk Juggling

the act of a male cumming inside of a woman's mouth and her and another female make out thus juggling the spunk inside both of their mouths.

" I came in this Chinese chicks mouth and then she started spunk juggling with a random chick on the side of the road".

by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019