Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl

They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once

by tiredchart April 2, 2021

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017

Pussy Sponge

A tampon.

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”

by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021

Word Sponge

Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.

That guy was a real word sponge, he didn't say a single thing.

by The Word Sponge August 28, 2015

gutter sponge

a whore's diaphragm

"A gutter sponge saved my life tonight," said the whore.

by WhoreSponge June 9, 2025

Sponge

Musty but kind of jokes

Example “Shauna and Beth,” asked Lara, “do you want to go slug?”

“Yeah, that’s sponge” they said

by El metro July 13, 2022