A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.
by zack1964 February 1, 2024
Get the Spanish sword fightmug. While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddlermug. Someone that speaks Spanish treating you like shit or bossing you around in Spanish. Usually a Mexican guy talking shit or trash to a white guy.
by Bry Bry July 17, 2018
Get the dick in spanishmug. Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first
by missmary22 October 22, 2018
Get the Spanish Pinewood Derbymug. Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
by nicmac October 8, 2008
Get the The Spanish Complaintmug. a trick question that Is typically followed either by "if you move your gay" or "si mueves tu gay" depending on the response the person gives.
by h 3 яд✻7lucjio0t6 June 11, 2024
Get the English or spanishmug. by Pixel0928 November 20, 2020
Get the Spanishmug.