i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet.

A timeless line

"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy

by Mr.FurnaceFace December 3, 2019

November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

November 15 is the day you will let all your hate come out on that bitch or son of a bitch you hate

November 15
GIRL: Bitch guess wha it November 15 and ima here to tell you that I hate yo stupid bitch ass

GUY: hey! Stupid ass nigga! It November 15 and ima here to tell yo dumb black ass that I hate you your stupid banana eatin head ass- November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

by Bryce_V November 12, 2019

how to stop someone from being racist

• slap them every time they do it

• tell them to stop
• seduce them

• kiss them

• punch the fuck out of them

• slap them run away and slap them again

someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist

by thatsgaydude August 21, 2021

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008