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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
by Dinkster October 25, 2019
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scissor bone sneeze

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!
by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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Sneeze

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
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Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
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Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm
by Zandroid December 3, 2017
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Sneeze

*Sneezes* "Excuse me" "Bro that just blew up my neighborhood."
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