Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

Snailling

Sticking your head out of your tent to puke when you are camping.

We went camping last night and John was snailling all night. He barely got his head out of the tent before puking.

by Chewie316 September 22, 2014

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

snapeing

Outwardly appearing to be negative and or evil while secretly being good and or helpful.

Guy: What if Trump is snapeing us?

Bro: what do you mean?

Guy: like being a magnet to draw out all the ignorant hateful stupid racists so we know who they are and then letting a good candidate win.

by Randumbinator May 3, 2016

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016