Sartous

The true embodiment of "fruity". If compared to a porkchop, he would choose to be a platypussy. Sartous also means you smell like onions and blumpkins...

Man did you see sartous, he looks the way a flower would smell.
Mannnn did you smell sartous, coulda swore he was a trap house shit smelled so rank

by Sartous June 27, 2022

Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.

Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....

by Draksar July 22, 2022

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

Sartaz

Dop ass nigga smoking pot and weed with a big ducking dick at least an 8 incher fucking all them hoes and making money moves properly. He is the goat

He should be like sartaz.

by Bogjek June 23, 2023

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023

Oral Shart

Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.

Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.

by Patty Mayonnaise September 15, 2015