F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

Sharp

When a friend of yours goes after someone he knows you like.

"oi did you hear he's going after that girl you like"
" you mean he's doin a sharp?

by 006 October 23, 2007

Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.

"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"

by Snstr November 6, 2004

pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005

Scorpio

A 4 door car built by Ford Europe.
Panned by critics as being to radical and American looking, now every car follows its groundbreaking design.

Available in 4 door and estate, with a 2.0, 2.3, 2.9 and 2.9 24V engines and a host of standard features

Be sure to look aw www.fordscorpio.co.uk to see outstanding examples of this truly wonderful vehicle

The Scorpio was introduced by Ford on 1st October 1994 and it's perhaps an understatement that it didn't go down too well. The Press had a field day with it's unusual front end styling and in the Saloon version at least it's bustle rear end.

by Nic Watson April 25, 2005

Scorp

From the root word scorpion. It is a metaphor for hooking up. Picture the pincers and then scorpion tail impailing (much like a penis) into the "victim" or sexual partner.

"Hey man, I saw you go home with Jenny last night"..."Yeah I scorped her"

by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004