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by bob May 07, 2005
Term used to describe the act of having sex in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.
Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.
Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.
Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.
Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.
me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of sexual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men's bathroom, ended up cracking the glass of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted cocks on all the notice boards in the halls.
by uselessponko January 30, 2009
by TooSick4U February 23, 2008
"Hey bro, wanna go to Dunkin Donuts?"
"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by AgentTomato January 27, 2017
D- sexuality is similar to A- sexuality, only that one it is not repelled by sex. A D- sexual person tries to not get into any sexual intercourse whatsoever, a D- sexual person has a good life without.
Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.
Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.
Girl: "Heey, you wanna come along to my place?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."
Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."
Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."
Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."
Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"
by Boethiah May 11, 2011
alex: are you gay?
me: yes
alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?
me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.
alex: hm
me: yes
alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?
me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.
alex: hm
by FIN5LINE? April 29, 2021
When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 23, 2016