by Nibbainparadise December 8, 2017
Get the Santos mug.1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.
"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
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"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
by DeFranco March 14, 2004
Get the senior speeches mug.1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
by BromistaComico April 13, 2010
Get the John Santos mug.A high school on the Fringe of Minneapolis. This school has every kind of kid you can think of, and when their differences clash, Osseo is defined.
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
Tyler: Why are there a bunch of black kids standing around that BMW?
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
by RamenCopter August 14, 2010
Get the Osseo Senior High mug.by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012
Get the Santorum mug.A religion created to express worship towards Sento. People who worship Sento believe him to be a God that will award them for their worship. Many of the followers of Sentoims prefer to be called Sentoists. These Sentoists are rewarded by Sento with special hats or nude pictures of anime catgirls. Most of the Sentoists are members of the group, The Knights of the Square Chair.
by KotSC July 24, 2009
Get the Sentoism mug.1.a message board without all the bullshit of elements
2.the site with the best emoticons
3.the b-side
2.the site with the best emoticons
3.the b-side
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