take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011

Cope and seethe

What retarded 14 year olds on internet forums like reddit say when you prove them wrong and they don't any other comeback.

Person 1: "You see how your ideology makes absolutely no sense? You are most definitely larping"

Person 2: "Cope and seethe"

Person 1: "Is the only thing you braindead morons are able to say is ""cope and seethe"" like some illiterate troglodyte?"

Person 2: "Ok, but, your mom."

Person 1: "It was fun talking to you, hope you grow up soon."

by Kelmeer23 November 29, 2021

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

Cope and Seethe

The most hypocritical phrase in the whole fucking universe, used to mean someone can’t confront the truth so they are lying to themselves and coping and getting triggered by the other persons argument or seething. In reality it is used by the person who knows they lost an argument.

Person 1: communism is good
Person 2: communism is one of the deadliest ideologies in human history
Person 1: cope and seethe

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

floor seats

sleeping on the floor

hey you trying to let me hit that ..
nah...
well you got floor seats tonight.


hey.. i wanna spend the night with you..
you not sleepin in the bed with me.. you can have floor seats tho

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

Seeds

Another urbanized word for the male genetalia known as "testicles."

Man, that hizzo kicked me right in the seeds.

by Phi Boy April 25, 2003