Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever

omg it’s sebastion the dick fish

by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020

SEBASTIAN

This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.

Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.

Sebastian is crazy.
Don’t be like Sebastian.

Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?
Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.
Guy1: - runs away frantically.

by KGRLRLLL February 28, 2019

sebastian

Sebastian is a big poop who thinks he's cool but actually is a big crap who hangs out with girls two years older than him

sebastian: hey everyone

everyone: go die you stupid poop

by punchmenow October 25, 2019

Sebastian

A child who doesn’t wash his hair , talk to women , or leaves the house and has a bitch as a daughter named Daunte .

Sebastian is a bitch .

by JGTHEKID October 9, 2020

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

Sebaston

Awesome the best friend you could ever ask for never leave him and very very very very nice and loving

This man is a Sebaston

by Seb is. Good person January 30, 2017

Sebastian

Where do you start? Sebastian is a head ass boy who typically can be located in the United States or Europe. He looks like the old man from Up. But, hear me out... built like the boy scout dude. His workout routine involves beating his meat with a water bottle. Yes, his chode fits. Then, he goes to the gym and swims like a cebas. In conclusion, Sebastians are head asses.

Stephany: Yo, is that Sebastian.
Sebastian: Si, yo soy bebe. Come to me ;)

by GeorgeWBushRightOnHerCatYah May 31, 2018